thonk

Deeper version of deep or to think deeply.

Friend 1: I wanna break up with her
Friend 2: Have you thonked about it ?

"She is thonking, don't disturb her"

Employee: I thonk I wanna quit.
Employer: As far as you thonked, I wish you luck.

by useyourfakename March 2, 2019

Thonk

the sound when something hits your window but it doesn't break it

some idiot was throwing rocks at my window, I heard loads of thonks.

by FlappyBird73 November 4, 2020

thonk

past tense of think

she thonk about her past

by paulrudd June 21, 2018

thonk

A very overused emoji which has multiple meanings depending on the context it is used.

What the thonk

by ItzSomebody February 21, 2020

Thonk

When you think you've a good idea but turns out to be stupid

Friend A: Oh i got it, it's big brain time.
Friend B ( but not A's BFF, just kinda there) : What is it?
Friend A :Never mind it was a thonk.

by BigThonk March 21, 2020

thonk

when a man staddles a woman's torso and slaps her face with his semi-erect penis

I like to thonk your wife before I bang her.

by jose April 22, 2005

Thonk

Something that is exceptionally thicc.

Fred: oh hey Bob did you see Riley today.
Bob: Yeah bro, he looking Thonk.

by Omahergix March 11, 2021