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Textpectations

Meaning #1: The term textpectations is what you expect of somebody while texting them.

For example you Have high textpectations when texting your boyfriend/girlfriend or crush.

Meaning #2: That moment of anticipation you get while waiting for someone to text you back.
#Textpectations #Text #Texts #TextMeBack
Textpectations by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017
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Textpectations

Assigning our own texting preferences and expectations to others, especially in dating situations and relationships.
When he said that he didn’t like texting a lot, yet she kept trying to engage him in lengthy text exchanges and then became frustrated with him. Her textpectations were unreasonable.
Textpectations by Momgarita May 26, 2026

Textpectation 

The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.
I just texted her for a date – but now the textpectation is killing me.
Textpectation by Harvey W July 21, 2006
Word of the Day on July 23, 2008

Texpectation

At the point where a text message is sent to someone there is an expectation to receive one back, this wait...usually long and painful is known as the "texpectation"
I really hate having texpectations sent on people, because if they don't answer me...I feel clearly ignored.

Texpectation by Vromsky March 2, 2009

Textspectation 

When you keep checking your mobile phone because you are either expecting a text, or are hoping to receive one.
Joey: Stop checking your phone all the time, you have chronic textspectation

Alex: Yeah I know, I just get excited knowing Bel is texting me
Textspectation by heapsmissage_90 February 20, 2011

Texpectation

When you expect all your friends, family, co-workers, and anyone you know and ever will know, to be just as fast with text responses that you are.
Hey Bob, you never text me back! I guess I need to lower my texpectations.
Texpectation by jessersdeal May 8, 2009
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