adj. That brief (maybe longer) moment after sending a text to a partner and seeing no other explanation that the person immediately sees and wants to respond to your text.
"She needs to text back about our date on Friday, I'm so textpectant."
When a prospective member of the opposite sex texts you in regards to dating and you have high hopes for the incoming text.
Dude! Taylor texted you about going to the bar tonight. Ahhh, I don't know man I really like her. What did she say? I have high textpectations for her?
At the point where a text message is sent to someone there is an expectation to receive one back, this wait...usually long and painful is known as the "texpectation"
I really hate having texpectations sent on people, because if they don't answer me...I feel clearly ignored.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.