textedo

A really well-composed text, meant to impress the recipient. The tuxedo of texts.

Yo dude. Imma send that fine ass girl a textedo and see if she wanna maybe go out. Will you proofread it for me.

by one 'f' Jeph June 3, 2017

Texted Vexed

During instant messaging when you are typing to someone and there is a little message at the bottom stating "so-and-so is entering text..." you stop typing and wait for your friends response, left unaware that you're friend is doing the exact thing.

I was talking to Bob last night on AIM, when we got texted vexed, and I spent an hour staring at the screen with anticipation.

by K.C.M. October 21, 2007

Textdoor Neighbor

A synonym of Number Neighbors.

Alex: Hey Dude, I just found my textdoor neighbor! My phone number is 301-332-2688, and my neighbor’s number is 301-332-2689.

by ThiccqueNicc August 4, 2019

texterous

A person that is particularly DEXTEROUS at sending TEXT messages, preferably using only one, or at most two, thumbs. These people can send out messages at seemingly unbelievable speeds, amazing those around them with their deftness.

Chad was texterously churning out the messages - his thumbs were just a blur over his phone.

by Nick November 16, 2003

Textdown

When you are have a breakdown through a text message wether it be an emotional breakdown, a mental breakdown or a nervous breakdown but you are texting someone as you are going through the breakdown and explaining it to them.

I was in the middle of my emotional breakdown when my best friend text and asked me what was going on so I begun texting to him what was going on and I said not only am I having an emotional breakdown now I'm doing it through text so now I'm having a full-blown textdown.

by FeistyFur April 19, 2022

over texted him

When you message someone (usually your crush) too much that they stop replying because they think that you are addicted to them.

Friend: Good one! You over texted him and now he thinks we are all psycho addicted to him

Girl: I'm really sorry. I just like him so much i thought i would message him. But I didn't get the memo when he stopped replying

Friend: Let me guess. He has seen them and hasn't replied.

Girl: Yeah, OMG what do i do

Friend: This situation can only be solved one way... stop messaging him and act natural like you were just bored or something.

Girl: I am a fucking idiot, now i have ruined all my chances.

Friend: Yep

by GoodOneFucker May 24, 2014

Texted-out

Texting your way out of a situation, without having to talk.

John- Are you going on your first date with that Cathy girl you met last week.

Keith- Naw.... I texted-out, I didnt have the heart to call!!

My boss knew i was sick, so instead of calling... I just Texted-out.

by texkeith November 21, 2009