textedo
Yo dude. Imma send that fine ass girl a textedo and see if she wanna maybe go out. Will you proofread it for me.
textedo by one 'f' Jeph June 3, 2017
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Texted Vexed
During instant messaging when you are typing to someone and there is a little message at the bottom stating "so-and-so is entering text..." you stop typing and wait for your friends response, left unaware that you're friend is doing the exact thing.
I was talking to Bob last night on AIM, when we got texted vexed, and I spent an hour staring at the screen with anticipation.
Texted Vexed by K.C.M. October 21, 2007
Related Words
textedo • texted off • texted out • texted • texedo • Textdong • Textdoor Neighbor • texteded • textedemic • Texted it In
Textdoor Neighbor
Alex: Hey Dude, I just found my textdoor neighbor! My phone number is 301-332-2688, and my neighbor’s number is 301-332-2689.
Textdoor Neighbor by ThiccqueNicc August 4, 2019
Textdown
When you are have a breakdown through a text message wether it be an emotional breakdown, a mental breakdown or a nervous breakdown but you are texting someone as you are going through the breakdown and explaining it to them.
I was in the middle of my emotional breakdown when my best friend text and asked me what was going on so I begun texting to him what was going on and I said not only am I having an emotional breakdown now I'm doing it through text so now I'm having a full-blown textdown.
over texted him
When you message someone (usually your crush) too much that they stop replying because they think that you are addicted to them.
Friend: Good one! You over texted him and now he thinks we are all psycho addicted to him
Girl: I'm really sorry. I just like him so much i thought i would message him. But I didn't get the memo when he stopped replying
Friend: Let me guess. He has seen them and hasn't replied.
Girl: Yeah, OMG what do i do
Friend: This situation can only be solved one way... stop messaging him and act natural like you were just bored or something.
Girl: I am a fucking idiot, now i have ruined all my chances.
Friend: Yep
Girl: I'm really sorry. I just like him so much i thought i would message him. But I didn't get the memo when he stopped replying
Friend: Let me guess. He has seen them and hasn't replied.
Girl: Yeah, OMG what do i do
Friend: This situation can only be solved one way... stop messaging him and act natural like you were just bored or something.
Girl: I am a fucking idiot, now i have ruined all my chances.
Friend: Yep
over texted him by GoodOneFucker May 24, 2014
Texted-out
John- Are you going on your first date with that Cathy girl you met last week.
Keith- Naw.... I texted-out, I didnt have the heart to call!!
My boss knew i was sick, so instead of calling... I just Texted-out.
Keith- Naw.... I texted-out, I didnt have the heart to call!!
My boss knew i was sick, so instead of calling... I just Texted-out.
Texted-out by texkeith November 21, 2009
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