over texted him

When you message someone (usually your crush) too much that they stop replying because they think that you are addicted to them.
Friend: Good one! You over texted him and now he thinks we are all psycho addicted to him

Girl: I'm really sorry. I just like him so much i thought i would message him. But I didn't get the memo when he stopped replying

Friend: Let me guess. He has seen them and hasn't replied.

Girl: Yeah, OMG what do i do

Friend: This situation can only be solved one way... stop messaging him and act natural like you were just bored or something.

Girl: I am a fucking idiot, now i have ruined all my chances.

Friend: Yep
by GoodOneFucker May 25, 2014
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Picnic Rug Poncho

That thing your teacher wears to try and look sophisticated but instead just makes all the seniors stare and mock.
Girl: Holy Fuck!! What is Miss Richarsonismjs wearing ?!

Friend: I have heard about those... its supposed to be a plait poncho but looks more like a picnic rug

Girl: Ewww!!! Why!!! A picnic rug poncho. That deserves a demerit or better yet a detention.
by GoodOneFucker May 25, 2014
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