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text-lepathy 

n. the use of text messages to have a private discussion with another person while in a group. usually used to discuss or insult another member of the group in real time without their knowledge.

the subtlety of this act is easily thwarted by knowing glances and shared spontaneous laughter.
texter 1: dude, joe's b.o. is heinous today.
texter 2: i know, right? i thought i was the only one who noticed it
texter 1: good thing for text-lepathy
text-lepathy by ean weslynn June 23, 2011
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Textlepathy 

Communicating with a friend via text messaging who is physically at the same location as you. Its purpose is, usually, to talk shit on a 3rd party who is also present.
The two men discussed the merits of their bosses tits via textlepathy to avoid a sexual harrassment suit.
Textlepathy by T-Roxs August 11, 2009

textlepathy 

The act of texting with one's mind. As in using mind powers to tell the phone what to type.
No I have to use my hands I don't have textlepathy
textlepathy by The Impluse July 4, 2010

Textlepathy 

when you and your friend are texting and you either;

a) send the answer to a question right before they text it

b) send the answer to a question at the same time they send the question
wow it’s like you knew what I was going to ask before I asked it, we totally have textlepathy”
Textlepathy by goosegirl69 November 22, 2020

textelepathy 

when you get the feeling a certain person is going to text you or when you're about to text someone & they text you
"on my way to work this morning i had textelepathy about you!" or "we have textelepathy! i was just sending you a text!"
textelepathy by kelldoubledee November 21, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026