Textlepathy 

Communicating with a friend via text messaging who is physically at the same location as you. Its purpose is, usually, to talk shit on a 3rd party who is also present.

The two men discussed the merits of their bosses tits via textlepathy to avoid a sexual harrassment suit.

Textlepathy by T-Roxs August 11, 2009

textlepathy 

The act of texting with one's mind. As in using mind powers to tell the phone what to type.

No I have to use my hands I don't have textlepathy

textlepathy by The Impluse July 4, 2010

Textlepathy 

when you and your friend are texting and you either;

a) send the answer to a question right before they text it

b) send the answer to a question at the same time they send the question

“wow it’s like you knew what I was going to ask before I asked it, we totally have textlepathy”

Textlepathy by goosegirl69 November 22, 2020

White Telepathy 

The uncanny ability among white people to know exactly what the other is thinking even if they have never met. Usually is very strong among people with blue eyes

White girl is having a birthday party and her cousin and new boyfriend, who just happens to be white with blue eyes, go to pick out balloons. the white boyfriend immediately sees a cube shaped balloon and buys it. they go to the party and the white guy gives the girl the balloon and she tells him that she was going to get one after she saw one in the store. White girl: how did you know I wanted this? White Guy: White telepathy.

White Telepathy by Mr.Manson September 24, 2013

Squad Telepathy

1.When you and a friend(s) think of the same thing or

2. When you speak about something and it ends up happening

1. Friends both see a picture of Channing Tatum ... immediately thinks of 21 jump street and says "You have the right to be an Attorney"

2. Michael: Hey did you see that episode on The Office where Stanley stutters
Todd: No I Haven't seen it yet
Michael Texts Todd
Todd: Dude right when you texted me I was watching The Office and Stanley stuttered

Michael: Whoa Squad Telepathy

Squad Telepathy by Michael Todd 2.0 June 16, 2016

feline telepathy 

The ability of the cat to control the human mind. The human will do everything to serve the cat's every whim. The cat sticks around because of it's getting good service.

"No wonder the ancients worshipped the cat. Feline telepathy seems to control us. We're feline whipped."

feline telepathy by yes juanito yes October 15, 2014

iPod telepathy 

When, while you're listening to a large playlist of music in shuffle mode, your iPod somehow goes to the exact song you were thinking of. Totally mind-blowing when it happens.

"Dude, I was just thinking of Time by Pink Floyd and my iPod went to it! Sickkkkk!"

"You got a case of iPod telepathy there dude."

"Whoaaaa."

iPod telepathy by permastoned September 19, 2009