textelepathy 

when you get the feeling a certain person is going to text you or when you're about to text someone & they text you

"on my way to work this morning i had textelepathy about you!" or "we have textelepathy! i was just sending you a text!"

textelepathy by kelldoubledee November 21, 2014

Testilepathy 

Testilepathy is the phenomenon that occurs when one man is hit in the testicles and everyone around him growns in pain. Simply put it is telepathy of the testicles.

Oh shit! She kicked him in the junk! Damn testilepathy!

Testilepathy by Pig_boy August 19, 2009

Textlepathy 

Communicating with a friend via text messaging who is physically at the same location as you. Its purpose is, usually, to talk shit on a 3rd party who is also present.

The two men discussed the merits of their bosses tits via textlepathy to avoid a sexual harrassment suit.

Textlepathy by T-Roxs August 11, 2009

textlepathy 

The act of texting with one's mind. As in using mind powers to tell the phone what to type.

No I have to use my hands I don't have textlepathy

textlepathy by The Impluse July 4, 2010

Textlepathy 

when you and your friend are texting and you either;

a) send the answer to a question right before they text it

b) send the answer to a question at the same time they send the question

“wow it’s like you knew what I was going to ask before I asked it, we totally have textlepathy”

Textlepathy by goosegirl69 November 22, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020