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Tuluminati 

An ironic, self-imposed title for the privileged hippies that came to gentrify Tulum Mexico.

They were the ones that posted instagrams of themselves dancing in "fire ceremonies" to shamanic house music on the beach while wearing mumus and doing K. They stayed in rooms that cost $1000 a night and "worked" as influencers who were just so #blessed to be there. Unfortunately, the tuluminati aesthetic was exposed in 2015 for gentrification and now #tulumisdead. But watch out, the tuluminati are still out there and on the prowl for a new beach town to overrun.
*snorts cocaine

"I can't wait for my trip to Tulum, I want to get a video of me wearing my burning man outfit while running through the jungle and splashing into the ocean, i'm gonna caption it #tuluminati. And then tomorrow, i'm gonna post a picture of me doing yoga on the beach and caption it #grateful. Ugh i love my life"
Tuluminati by revesdemoi December 3, 2019
Related Words
teulu telugu telus tellum Tulu Teluge tellup Telluride teslut tulum

TULUM-TOOLATE 

Having no pity for people being caught getting shitfaced on a plane going to Tulum in a weird Fyre Festival/Hunger Games vibe.
- OMG JeNnY hOW Do wE gEt bAcK to CanAdA?!? We'Re bLoCkEd fRoM alL thE AirlInes? BuT thEy DiDN'T eveN fiND thE CoCaiNe And MolLy!!
*cries in influencer*
- it's TULUM-TOOLATE bitch.
*starts GoFundMe*
TULUM-TOOLATE by sylar1 January 6, 2022
Verb. To flood with an uncomfortable amount of pleasure.

Noun. An uncomfortable amount of pleasure
Her body had already exploded but he wouldn't stop touching her, and she was left shaking from the teluge of his movements.
Teluge by TheTrueMaridowe May 10, 2021
Pronunciation: /ˈtel-əm/
Function: noun
Inflected Forms: plural - tellums
Etymology: American
Date: 1980

1 : A hairstyle in which the hair is short on the sides and back and long at the front.
2 : A reverse mullet often complemented with the back of their hair being spiky.
3 : "Mullet" spelled backwards.
Kate Gosselin has a fabulous tellum.
tellum by andy_mmmkay June 4, 2009
The greatness known as Tuan Pham. notably teluxurious, elegant, or expensive. It is a concatenation of Tuan and Deluxe. For abbreviation purposes one can also use "The Lux" or just plain ol "Lux"
A Teluxe Edition
Teluxe Hotels
A Teluxilicious meal
Teluxe by -=[Teluxe]=- October 15, 2004
Explicit word used to express high level of discomfort and frustration. Tul means vagina and upit means a local food delicacy ... the combination works out just perfect... like a hotdog representing vagina or a cameltoe
"sari aagi bowl mado tulupit"
"Macha that guy will never turn up on time da, tulupit fellow"
Tulupit by terminator123 November 14, 2011