testivice
When the man inserts his testicles inside the womens vagina while she squeezes them with her cagel muscles.
testivice by Kyle and Tim August 30, 2008
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Testipic
A picture of your testicles electronically transferred to another individual typically via text message.
She kept asking me for pictures and I didn't want to send a cliche dick pic so I sent her a testipic instead.
Testipic by CharlieWhiskeyFoxtrot October 11, 2018
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Testificate
Fan name for the villager NPCs in Minecraft.
The name "Testificate" was originally seen as the name hovering above the villager NPCs during their initial release in Beta 1.9 Pre-release 1. The name hovered above there heads in a similar fashion to player names in multiplayer.
While the name was removed in Beta 1.9 Pre-release 2, the name stuck as a fan name thanks in part to Yogscast and the community as a whole.
The name "Testificate" was originally seen as the name hovering above the villager NPCs during their initial release in Beta 1.9 Pre-release 1. The name hovered above there heads in a similar fashion to player names in multiplayer.
While the name was removed in Beta 1.9 Pre-release 2, the name stuck as a fan name thanks in part to Yogscast and the community as a whole.
Testificate by Katlamos October 24, 2012
testicicle
when you first tea-bag cold water, resulting in shrinkage and a retreat of your raisins back into your bread.
testicicle by SeaAlgae August 14, 2006
testilie
testilie by Creve Couer School of Law May 23, 2006
Testicide
testivfefe
1. A mocking term used to describe President Trump's testicles and/or scrotum; an expansion of Donald Trump's popular late-night Twitter goof "covfefe".
2. The sound that low-hanging & especially wrinkly And/or well-textured testicles make when you're walking about 'commando' in corduroy pants.
2. The sound that low-hanging & especially wrinkly And/or well-textured testicles make when you're walking about 'commando' in corduroy pants.
The Secret Service agent became agitated as President Trump paced about the room in his corduroy pants, the lack of underwear between his wrinkly scrotum & the notoriously loud fabric was increasingly obnoxious. Before he had time to think of his solemn oath, the agent yelled out "PLEASE GOD, STOP PACING! THAT TESTIVFEFE IS DRIVING ME INSANE!"
testivfefe by the Red-Headed Pecker June 8, 2017
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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