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A picture of your testicles electronically transferred to another individual typically via text message.
She kept asking me for pictures and I didn't want to send a cliche dick pic so I sent her a testipic instead.
Testipic by CharlieWhiskeyFoxtrot October 11, 2018

Testificate 

Fan name for the villager NPCs in Minecraft.

The name "Testificate" was originally seen as the name hovering above the villager NPCs during their initial release in Beta 1.9 Pre-release 1. The name hovered above there heads in a similar fashion to player names in multiplayer.

While the name was removed in Beta 1.9 Pre-release 2, the name stuck as a fan name thanks in part to Yogscast and the community as a whole.
I built my own house next to a NPC village and had an infestation of testificates in my building.
Testificate by Katlamos October 24, 2012

testicicle 

when you first tea-bag cold water, resulting in shrinkage and a retreat of your raisins back into your bread.
Lake Superior is so damn cold, as soon as I waded in I intstantly had testicicles.
testicicle by SeaAlgae August 14, 2006

testilie 

To tell some dubious truth in court.
The cops pinched my main man, now I have to testilie for him.

Testicide 

The murder of a testicle.
Moniquia was so angry with her baby daddy, she committed testicide.
Testicide by Mararrrr July 28, 2010

testivfefe 

1. A mocking term used to describe President Trump's testicles and/or scrotum; an expansion of Donald Trump's popular late-night Twitter goof "covfefe".

2. The sound that low-hanging & especially wrinkly And/or well-textured testicles make when you're walking about 'commando' in corduroy pants.
The Secret Service agent became agitated as President Trump paced about the room in his corduroy pants, the lack of underwear between his wrinkly scrotum & the notoriously loud fabric was increasingly obnoxious. Before he had time to think of his solemn oath, the agent yelled out "PLEASE GOD, STOP PACING! THAT TESTIVFEFE IS DRIVING ME INSANE!"