Testified

When your testicles are being touched

"Dude my grandma just testified me!"

by greaanntttt March 18, 2009

Testificate

Fan name for the villager NPCs in Minecraft.

The name "Testificate" was originally seen as the name hovering above the villager NPCs during their initial release in Beta 1.9 Pre-release 1. The name hovered above there heads in a similar fashion to player names in multiplayer.

While the name was removed in Beta 1.9 Pre-release 2, the name stuck as a fan name thanks in part to Yogscast and the community as a whole.

I built my own house next to a NPC village and had an infestation of testificates in my building.

by Katlamos October 24, 2012

testilie

To tell some dubious truth in court.

The cops pinched my main man, now I have to testilie for him.

by Creve Couer School of Law May 23, 2006

tetrified

So petrified that you take up the shape of a Tetris block.

I was so tetrified at the sight of his face, that my body "T-ed" up.

by J^2! September 12, 2011

Testicide

The murder of a testicle.

Moniquia was so angry with her baby daddy, she committed testicide.

by Mararrrr July 28, 2010

tassified

contaminating food items. if you have dirty unwashed hands, you are apt to tassify product.

tassy sneezed into his hands and tassified the meatloaf.

if you just tassified the lunchmeat, i'm more apt to call you a tasshole.

by snassy January 9, 2012

terrified

the feeling you get when you have 14 missed calls from your mom.

Dude!! I'm terrified!!!

why?

I have 14 missed calls from my mom.

Oh fuck... Good luck.

by le-frog May 11, 2014