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testifier 

the testifyer is given when the man squats over the womans asshole while she lays on her back with the legs above her, near her head. The balls and cock are inserted into the womans fuck holes and then are "pumped" multiple times.
Aww nigga, I used the testifier on this bitch last night and she farted on my left nut. It hurt like getting a cumshot to the eye.
testifier by Jig Gaboo September 20, 2007

Testificate 

Fan name for the villager NPCs in Minecraft.

The name "Testificate" was originally seen as the name hovering above the villager NPCs during their initial release in Beta 1.9 Pre-release 1. The name hovered above there heads in a similar fashion to player names in multiplayer.

While the name was removed in Beta 1.9 Pre-release 2, the name stuck as a fan name thanks in part to Yogscast and the community as a whole.
I built my own house next to a NPC village and had an infestation of testificates in my building.
Testificate by Katlamos October 24, 2012

testilie 

To tell some dubious truth in court.
The cops pinched my main man, now I have to testilie for him.

testitserone

The main circulating hormone released when the man sees the females breasts. It prepares the male phallus for titty fucking.
My girlfriend was incredibly underwhelmed when I titty fucked her. She had told me her ex had high levels of testitserone to accomplish is inhumanly aggressive, sexual prowess. I'm going to the endocrinologist tomorrow.
testitserone by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

testiliar 

perjurious police officer
Dang cop testiliar lied on the witness stand.
testiliar by MonteCarlo January 4, 2007
Noun: A word used to describe someone who is known to be messy or make a mess, referencing the horror movie franchise “Terrifier” where the killer Art the Clown is known for killing people in the messiest way
Woah look out here comes Terrifier better keep A broom handy
Terrifier by Shadowthebro December 24, 2022

dutch terrifier

When someone bears their arse cheeks around someone's nostrils, and that person releases their innards, then that someone subsequently projectile vomits into that persons arsehole.
James took Richard and a Dutch terrifier took place when James farted into Richards face, then Richard puked into James arse.
dutch terrifier by Meadies May 23, 2016