testilie

To tell some dubious truth in court.

The cops pinched my main man, now I have to testilie for him.

by Creve Couer School of Law May 23, 2006

Testilingus

The sexual act of licking the testicles

She's got a face like a steamed haddock but god is she good at testilingus

by Speromeliora March 27, 2009

testiliar

perjurious police officer

Dang cop testiliar lied on the witness stand.

by MonteCarlo January 4, 2007

Testilepathy

Testilepathy is the phenomenon that occurs when one man is hit in the testicles and everyone around him growns in pain. Simply put it is telepathy of the testicles.

Oh shit! She kicked him in the junk! Damn testilepathy!

by Pig_boy August 19, 2009

testilicker

A super hot chick named Michele Teslicka

Hey look there's testilicker

by Finch January 7, 2004

testifiesto

A party in one's pants

Used in certain situations to make a party in one pants sound more formal and less disgusting

Inspired by one's Josh Myers silly antics

Josh : Hey carol want to have a testifiesto?

Carol: Ok timmy !, make sure there's tacos

Timmy : Don't worry, there will be plenty of sausage

by Yidu Sun December 29, 2011

testilint

Lint balls that develop over time in the genital region of the body.

Chris had an abnormal amount of testilint after wearing his wool underwear for a week waltz camping.

by mantenance February 24, 2011