Tessi

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a person who is very out going and Really Strong (not physically). Like to please people at expense of her own happiness. Also very attractive, long legs Model material. Could be a really awesome mom, known to have at least 4 kids. It is really fun to hang out with Tessi, she's funny, cute and can carry a very good conversation. Don't get Tessi mad or you will see the wrath of Tessi.

I wish i had a Tessi.

Tessi by mr.stain February 13, 2010

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Tessi

Tessi aka a female fuckboy. (Commonly used in schools)

Damn she a real Tessi!

Tessi by AmalTrain August 22, 2016

Related Words

Tessie • tessica • Tessi • Tessio • tessitura • Tessitore • Tessia • Tessia Eralith • tessianna • Tessibitch

Tessi

Tessi aka a female fuckboy. (commonly used by teens)

Damn she a real Tessi!

Tessi by AmalTrain August 22, 2016

Playmate Tessi

A narcissist Neo-Nazi known for her gestapo of simps, making fun of cancer patients, claiming "all Jews need to be gassed", claiming she is "so gorgeous and beautiful", and when asked why she did/said anything she did, she replies with, "I was just being famous"

me: watching Playmate Tessi's interview on Dr, Phil made me lose most of my braincells
Simps: Don't talk bad about her you fiend!

Playmate Tessi by Cumdog with mustard April 27, 2021

playmate tessi fans

being the ultimate simps who are so beyond crazy its impossible

"dude their really playmate tessi fans"

playmate tessi fans by playmate tessi April 19, 2021

Zoey Tess

Singer, Model, Actor, Feminist, LGBTQ+ Activist.

Zoey Tess has appeared on the cover of three magazines this month.

Zoey Tess by HollywoodUpdates August 20, 2017

Zoey Tess

Zoey Tess Loglisci, known professionally as Zoey Tess, is an American singer and songwriter. Her aunt is veteran television actress Corinne Camacho. Tess was born in Coconut Creek, Florida on January 1, 1993

Zoey Tess told 'Muzique Magazine' about the latest in her music career...

Zoey Tess by mlankelly April 21, 2023

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026