Tessi

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a person who is very out going and Really Strong (not physically). Like to please people at expense of her own happiness. Also very attractive, long legs Model material. Could be a really awesome mom, known to have at least 4 kids. It is really fun to hang out with Tessi, she's funny, cute and can carry a very good conversation. Don't get Tessi mad or you will see the wrath of Tessi.

I wish i had a Tessi.

Tessi by mr.stain February 13, 2010

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Tessi

Tessi aka a female fuckboy. (Commonly used in schools)

Damn she a real Tessi!

Tessi by AmalTrain August 22, 2016

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Tessi

Tessi aka a female fuckboy. (commonly used by teens)

Damn she a real Tessi!

Tessi by AmalTrain August 22, 2016

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Playmate Tessi

A narcissist Neo-Nazi known for her gestapo of simps, making fun of cancer patients, claiming "all Jews need to be gassed", claiming she is "so gorgeous and beautiful", and when asked why she did/said anything she did, she replies with, "I was just being famous"

me: watching Playmate Tessi's interview on Dr, Phil made me lose most of my braincells
Simps: Don't talk bad about her you fiend!

Playmate Tessi by Cumdog with mustard April 27, 2021

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playmate tessi fans

being the ultimate simps who are so beyond crazy its impossible

"dude their really playmate tessi fans"

playmate tessi fans by playmate tessi April 19, 2021

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Zoey Tess

Singer, Model, Actor, Feminist, LGBTQ+ Activist.

Zoey Tess has appeared on the cover of three magazines this month.

Zoey Tess by HollywoodUpdates August 20, 2017

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Zoey Tess

Zoey Tess Loglisci, known professionally as Zoey Tess, is an American singer and songwriter. Her aunt is veteran television actress Corinne Camacho. Tess was born in Coconut Creek, Florida on January 1, 1993

Zoey Tess told 'Muzique Magazine' about the latest in her music career...

Zoey Tess by mlankelly April 21, 2023

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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