This word means WEAVER in Italian.
This word does not mean parasite it is an occupation.

Like the Tessitore handmade an amazing blanket or basket etc.
by The smartest person intha worl January 25, 2010
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Italian, Vital Function Parasite, A big glob of shit that; instead of taking the regular course down and out, it instead moves up, strangling as many vital and necessary parts and functions as it can.
Hey Jimmy, I heard a bunch of Iraq contractors are suffering from a Tessitore. The big piece of shit just keeps moving up on them strangling every vital function it encounters.

Yea Allan, I knew a bunch of guys at the Ice Company in Jacksonville who suffered for years with Tessitore. Like other parasites it seems to be a nuisance at first and then grows until it strangles its host from the inside out.
by Wayne Hargraves May 17, 2008
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Joe Tessitore is a college football announcer for ESPN. Any games that he announces is pretty much guaranteed to go down to the wire likely with a wild finish.
The Tessitore Effect was in full force last night when Joe Tessitore announced the South Carolina-Missouri game last night and there was a big comeback that sent the game into overtime.
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Ava Tessitore is a person born on January 20th, 2010 she lives in long island and goes to west Hampton beach middle school she has diabetes and plays basketball on November 14, 2022, at 2:13 pm she backed at a classmate in Spanish class.
"You know Ava Tessitore," " yeah?" "She barked at me today." "Oh my"
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