tessica

cumming on the asshole, then scooping it off with a chip and eating it.

Boy! I sure did have fun Tessica-ing you last night.

by mb050991 August 02, 2008

Tessica

A woman Commonly gorgeous. Who has defined herself to be a woman with her head on her shoulders. Very rarely will you ever meet a Tessica so cherish the Moment because they are so unique and can Never be replaced.

Tessica is a role model.

by Steven @ hogs August 03, 2011

Tessica

awesome broski that u always have a good laugh with

Person: Who’s Tessica?
Me: That chick that was making weird food combinations with me in my basement.

by howdynugget April 17, 2022

Tessica

The name of one of the dumbest people around widely known for using gorilla glue as hair spray. Also known as Gorilla Glue Girl .

Did you hear about Tessica?
Yes, shes a dumb fuck

by BSSP is a fat hoe dick sucker February 16, 2021

Tessica

A bean who plays waterpolo and flicks others beans.

Tessica is flicking someone's bean while playing waterpolo!

by NotGarold January 19, 2024