tequina

Davina + Tequila = Tequina, and Tequina ain’t no little bitch but you are if you don’t have sex with her in the elevator.

If Davina is a kindhearted goddess of friendship and loyalty who also happens to be the desire of all men so lucky to cross her path, then Tequina is a bulldozer-sized weed wacker with just as much style and grace.

Dammit, Tequina. I’m not a little bitch. I’m just tired.

Tequina banana.
Ugh, Tequina, don’t sit on the chair, you already broke it.

Dude: Tequina, I just said that the girls were tall. That’s it. They were over 6 feet! That’s wild! I didn’t say I wanted to bone them!
Tequina: But you implied it!

by augpub November 22, 2021

YÉYO TEQUILA

An Ultra-Premium Tequila, with a unique modern style and smooth exceptional taste. TEQUILA AS INTENDED.

YÉYO TEQUILA is "TEQUILA AS INTENDED."

by 1414 December 13, 2010

Tequila Squeala

Any chick you can get drunk and screams at the top of her lungs during sex.

Dude! That girl over there is a Tequila Squeala! I know. I heard her ass 2 blocks away!

by Gar Grim February 4, 2018

tequilayed

Drinking mucho tequila and getting or being layed.

If you wake up naked, hugging a bottle of Jose Cuervo and have a sore ass then chances are you got tequilayed.

by jpg3 November 18, 2011

Tequila dipper

When the guy dips his junk into a glass of Tequila and she then sucks it off.

Dude, she got waisted from my tequila dippers.

by Tenday May 23, 2020

tequila

A Spanish word meaning, "I don't remember doing that..."

by Highlander_77 October 18, 2003

Tequila Monster

A 9 foot tall purple weasel that appears after you get trashed on tequila. It gives bad advice and may get you arrested. They can only be killed with broken vodka bottles, either plastic or glass.

See Beast of Bourbon, coming soon.

"Man, i got totally wasted last night and the Tequila Monster told me to give him my kidneys"

by LukeLombard December 19, 2008