Definitions by augpub

tequina 

Davina + Tequila = Tequina, and Tequina ain’t no little bitch but you are if you don’t have sex with her in the elevator.

If Davina is a kindhearted goddess of friendship and loyalty who also happens to be the desire of all men so lucky to cross her path, then Tequina is a bulldozer-sized weed wacker with just as much style and grace.

Dammit, Tequina. I’m not a little bitch. I’m just tired.

Tequina banana.
Ugh, Tequina, don’t sit on the chair, you already broke it.

Dude: Tequina, I just said that the girls were tall. That’s it. They were over 6 feet! That’s wild! I didn’t say I wanted to bone them!
Tequina: But you implied it!

tequina by augpub November 22, 2021