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Tentpole 

a word of appreciatation said towards members of the female gender when it is felt that members of the female gender that is is said to would give the person a "trouser tent" also known as: erection, hard-on, boner, stiffy, chubby and many more slang terms.

The origins of this term aren't 100% known however, the term was first used publically in the movie Wayne's World (1992)whilst talking about Claudia Schiffer (See Example)
- Taken from Wayne's World (1992) -
Wayne: "Schwing!"
Garth: "Schwing!"
Wayne: "Tentpole! She's a babe!"
Garth: "She's magically babelicious."
Wayne: "She tested very high on the strokability scale."
Tentpole by Dex1987 July 4, 2006
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tentpole 

a word of appreciatation said towards members of the female gender when it is felt that members of the female gender that is is said to would give the person a "trouser tent" also known as: erection, hard-on, boner, stiffy, chubby and many more slang terms.

The origins of this term aren't 100% known however, the term was first used publically in the movie Wayne's World (1992)whilst talking about Claudia Schiffer (See Example)
- Taken from Wayne's World (1992) -

Wayne: "Schwing!"
Garth: "Schwing!"
Wayne: "Tentpole! She's a babe!"
Garth: "She's magically babelicious."
Wayne: "She tested very high on the strokability scale."
tentpole by Dex1987 September 5, 2008

tent pole 

An erection inside one's pants; a woody that is visible because it bulges one's clothing.
I woke up hearing someone knock on the door. Forgetting about the morning wood phenomenon, I went to answer it and after about ten seconds realized that she was totally staring at the tent pole bulging in my boxers.
tent pole by PMax August 24, 2008

Tent-Pole Wounds 

The name given to a hickey or a lovebite when your parents ask what the contusion is. Often tentpole wounds are obtained after a party/festival. The name originates from the similair hermatoma of tissue when a chord tent pole collides with the skin with that of a lovebite.

The term tent-pole refers to a broadcast programming or motion picture expected to hold up (as is the function of a tent pole) and balance out the financial performance of a movie studio or television network.
Father: Damn Bobby! What are those hematoma's of tissue on your neck? You been gettin' pussy?
Bobby: Do not fear father, they are but Tent-Pole Wounds, caused from the riotous handling of the tent we set up.
Father: All good.
Tent-Pole Wounds by cedanchair December 3, 2013

Rusty Tent Pole 

A rusty tent pole, is a sex position what the male will lick a girls anus to loosen it up. While she takes a laxitive. She then diaria's on the male and he then uses it as lubricant to put it where he chooses.

Best preformed after eating, mexican or chinese.
Josh: My dick still stinks from that rusty tent pole on friday night.
Rusty Tent Pole by Mr.Buzz December 14, 2006

Tenpole Tudor 

Loose woman, A Slag/
Tenpole Tudor, "She's has had the sword of a thousand men"
Tenpole Tudor by Doyoutwo October 23, 2013
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