iimcrimson's definitions

you'dn't've

a fucking dumb way of saying "you wouldn't have"

"you'dn't've done that if I hadn't"

by iimcrimson June 24, 2023

Cerberusing

Cutting the penis into three parts and planting a brain into each, giving the three parts sentience.

Can i see your cerberusing footage?

by iimcrimson February 26, 2024

When cold meets warm

When a cold force meets a warm, often weak, force. Often resulting in one-sided violence against the warm.

Did you see that hoodlum attack the grandma? When cold meets warm man.

by iimcrimson May 5, 2025

nut fumes

the result of ejaculating on ones chest and heating it to a point of evaporation to create nut fumes

those nut fumes smell fucking egregious

by iimcrimson February 17, 2025

Tentacling

ripping out the veins in the penis and letting them dangle like tentacles

im like an octopus after my tentacling session!

by iimcrimson February 27, 2024

Planting

Placing seeds inside the tip of the penis and letting them grow.

I've been planting long enough for it to start growing!

by iimcrimson February 26, 2024

nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.

have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?

by iimcrimson February 17, 2025