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tentacled 

To have tentacles of some kind - be it from machines, aliens or plants - stuck in every orifice of your body and rubbing various other erogene spots. Since erotic material such as this is extremely hard to recreate with real actors, it is almost solely used in japanese hentai. See tentacle monster, tentacle rape.
(While watching a hentai movie)

Wow, look! She got tentacled!
tentacled by KiddDaBeauty September 23, 2005
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hideously tentacled alien robot

Someone who immigrated to the US around 2000.
... You are older than me, dude. If you don't know that expression it's probably because you have no concept of "good" because you are some kind of hideously tentacled alien robot.

Ghost Tentacled 

When a man's genitalia is too small to feel anything, it is believed you are being Ghost Tentacled.~
Due to John's genitalia being too small, Sue believed she was being " Ghost Tentacled".
Ghost Tentacled by Kittiey13 June 11, 2014

Squidward Tentacles 

The most inspiring cartoon character on television.

Why? Because Squidward never gives up on his dreams.

No matter how many times Spongebob ruins his day, he still continues to strive for a better one.

No matter how many times he fails at clarinet, he continues to play and try to get better so that he can one day become famous for it.

No matter how many rotten tomatoes get thrown at him because he is a horrible dancer, he continues to dance and shoot for the stars.

No matter how many times his arch enemy with the unibrow tells him he’s worthless, he continues to climb back up and try to impress him.

No matter how many paintings are rejected and unliked by people, he continues to paint because he believes he is a great artist.

That, my dear children, is dedication. I think we could all learn a little bit from good old Squidward Tentacles.

He has self confidence and never gives up on his dreams, which is something we can all learn from.
Squidward Tentacles by thiswilldie February 17, 2010

tentacle 

A japanese schoolgirl's best friend.
Although her boyfriend dumped her, Shikima had her tentacles to fall back on.
tentacle by Atma January 5, 2004

tentacle 

i love tentacle
tentacle by Moon Mann June 22, 2016

Floor Tentacles 

The Floor Tentacles are the most powerful gods in existence.

It is strengthened by the power of Furret, and the pope of the Floor Tentacle religion.

It has also made a new language called the Floortentacli.

It is comprised of the 5 elements:

Earth
Water
Air
Shrines
and most importantly
The Floor
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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