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God's own bed. It's like laying down on a soft, warm cloud, that loves you very much. My back pain was gone within days.n It cradles your body perfectly, and is never too hot or too cold.

I got a job specifically to buy a tempur pedic bed, because they're so good.

tempur-pedic by PiccoloNamek April 11, 2004

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tempur-pedic

A really cool yellow foamy thing that you can sleep on and you can order lots of free samples

I ordered a free sample of the tempur-pedic mattress for a teacher at my school!

tempur-pedic by John Doe January 22, 2004

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Tempur-Pedic

One of the best mattress brands on earth

Tempur-Pedic is the best

Tempur-Pedic by SPrice1980 April 17, 2022

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Tempur-Pedic Tatties

Natural lady breasts so soft that you could fall sleep on them for minutes, hours or even days.

#1) Did you see Katy Perry on SNL last nite?! Those were some Tempur-Pedic tatties.

#2) I perfer voluptuous women for their Tempur-Pedic tatties.

Tempur-Pedic Tatties by ColbyColeTrain September 29, 2010

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tempur-pedic legs

legs comfortable enough to sleep on-can be skinny legs or fat ones.

Wow, she has such tempur-pedic legs.

tempur-pedic legs by Anon012345 June 30, 2011

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temper-pedic

to be very frustrated while trying to sleep due to the lack of having a tempur-pedic mattress.

detective: what happened here?

witness: He had a temper-pedic anger that drove him to shank his mattress last night.

temper-pedic by fsanjak August 23, 2010

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Mexican Temperpedic

The act of purchasing an extremely cheap air mattress from Wal-Mart and filling it with water from your garden hose.

Jose was having really bad back pain from lifting his heavy wheelbarrow, so as a gift I gave him a mexican temperpedic - because I couldn't afford a real temperpedic.

Mexican Temperpedic by Pedro L. January 10, 2008

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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