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Tempie Love 

A theatrical being. Someone who is happiest performing for people.She can be nice but when she's pushed she can be a Real bitch. Tempie Love's are usally short and in a way remind you of a doll. Tempie's go for the bad guys at first but in the end they always fall in love with a good guy.
Hey are you going to see Tempie Love's show tonight.

Hey arent Tempie and Kyron together?
Tempie Love by TechSpy December 25, 2012

Ill-tempered 

It’s an adjective and it means having or showing a bad temper; being annoyed and irritable; being cranky or disagreeable. You know the sort of person, they come into work pissed off with everything and everybody and just looking for an excuse to blame somebody for everything that is wrong in their crappy lives, the world, the universe. Thoroughly unpleasant shitbags.
He’s nothing but an ill-tempered scrote.
Ill-tempered by AKACroatalin April 29, 2015

Room Temperature Challenge 

When a person is killed its body temperature lowers to that of the room it's in. Clearly you never want to win the room temperature challenge.
The robber thought he could get away with the money but ended up taking the room temperature challenge.

Water Temple 

Considered by many to be the equivalent to a complete rectal examination.

The Water Temple from Zelda 64, which has to be the hardest, most difficult level known to man. Ever. Filled with traps, mazes, puzzles, illusions, and who knows how many times you have to raise and lower the water level.

Every gamer I have spoken with has only rude, vulgar things to say about the Water Temple - and many stories of trial and error - using the wrong keys on the wrong doors, saving and screwing up in the wrong places, forgetting which rooms were which... it's a hellhole.

It is also used outside of the gaming world to describe a problem that is virtually impossible to solve.

The only thing I don't get is why they put the hardest level in the middle of the game.
I spent four fucking hours in the Water Temple and I still have no idea where the fuck I'm going.

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Tom: Dude! I can't figure this out! We are seriously fucked!
Mike: This is worse than the Water Temple!
Water Temple by Sh3ik May 2, 2006

temmie flakes 

an orignal breakfast
this morning i had temmie flakes. i have AIDS now
temmie flakes by lego adam November 8, 2016

iron temple

referring to the place where one lifts weights ; potential gains can be found here ; the gym
Andy: Do ya want to hit up the iron temple later?
Jim: Sure, I always wanna pound out some reps.
iron temple by godmanrofl July 24, 2015