teluda 

Used in computer games. The winner of the match refers to himself as teluda. He pwn's everybody around him, in the game.

"I have just become 'Teluda' of 'World of Warcraft'"

teluda by peckham_444 August 10, 2006

tesuda 

It's a type of girl or woman extremelly exciting.

Nossa cara, que mulher tesuda!
Omg man, that girl is so fucking hot!

tesuda by David Boca de veludo January 15, 2016

Tluda 

Adult backwards, usually means someone who is under 18 who acts like they are an adult.

Gerry- Jesus christ Sally is such a Tluda!
Louise- Yeah why doesn't she just act her age.

Tluda by Silly Salor February 21, 2009

teledaddy

Male parental units who think raising children can be done via long distance phone calls.

*From an actual email from Homeboy's 2nd baby mama to his current chick (3rd baby mama):

Homeboy has exactly 48-hours to tell my son the truth about his Harry Houdini disappearing act. Homeboy's son is an intelligent young man and I will not stand for ANYONE lying to him, especially his father. A "vacation" does not entail getting a job and a place.

He's lucky he was too lazy to put his name on Homeboy's son's birth certificate in ALL of the EIGHT years he's been alive. He's also lucky that I can handle everything on my own and I don't need a single red cent from him. As far as I am concerned, he is dead to me.

But you will come to know that all little boys need their fathers and as much as I want the truth to be known, I've have yet to speak ill of Homeboy in front of my boy. I'm sure if you were me, you'd feel the same way.

48-hours. It is 3 p.m., November 11.

And tell Homeboy I'm so glad he made a monumental effort to spend quality time with his son before he left. You can also tell him Homeboy's son is on the A honor roll, studies profusely for up to four hours a day without being told and quotes Oscar Wilde. If he even cares to know.

I'd rather my son not have a father than have a "teledaddy" that leaves him depressed. And I mean depressed - not sad with tears. Homeboy's son far too insightful for any BS.

teledaddy by J671 November 11, 2009

terudactyl

noun:
a large terydactyl with the head of a teru on top; indigenous to norcal; typically prefers rice and fried chicken.

holy shit! that terudactyl is about to ravage the local KFC

terudactyl by sheezu November 30, 2007

Teledaddy

A male parental unit who thinks raising children can be done via long distance phone calls.

I was once a stupid girl who had a child with a teledaddy who's only contribution to our child is a long distance phone bill I have to pay for.

Teledaddy by thenatanator November 11, 2009

Teledap 

to share a dap that you have received with someone that the giver requested, usually when said giver will not be present to give the dap himself.

Yeah, make sure to teledap some of the guys for me when you get there.

Teledap by Meanstreak(BNino[ZSW]) February 24, 2011