tellio 

a radio on the telly- a tellio (effectively a telly radio)

I'm going to listen to the radio on the telly' is the equivalent of 'I'm going to listen to the tellio

tellio by wordoo June 23, 2011

he's catching on, I'm telling ya 

In reference to Ron Paul's first tv ad for the Republican New Hampshire Primaries.

When this comment is spoken/written, it is meant to be funny.

(As seen in online message boards) Did you see that Ron Paul has 60,000 members in meetup groups? He's catching on, I'm telling ya.

he's catching on, I'm telling ya by Angel Messenger November 25, 2007

telling stories 

Lying; Making stuff up that's not true.

Tom: Hey Jack, Joe told me he flew his car into a skyscraper the other day!
Jack: Really? I was at his house yesterday, and there wasn't even a scratch on his car.

Tom: Yeah, Joe is pretty good at telling stories. We don't even live close to a city.

telling stories by PsychoticSpirit January 9, 2016

I'm tellin' ya

i'm completely serious and/or quite positive of what i've just said.

"hey, that guy over there was just checking out your ass."
"yeah, right. come off it."
"i'm tellin' ya..."

I'm tellin' ya by missanthropy February 15, 2006

telligent

Not smart

I am telligent

telligent by B3ARS November 13, 2017

teleiophilia

A minor or adult's sexual attraction to mature adults.

Teleiophilia is a primary sexual attraction to grown adults.

teleiophilia by Umeko December 2, 2004

You keep telling yourself that 

A response to a possibly false statement that one gives when the party being responded to is certainly deluding themselves. Roughly, "If you keep saying that, you might actually start to believe it".

"The price of gasoline is going to go down tomorrow," quipped Sue. Joe simply responded, "You keep telling yourself that."

You keep telling yourself that by Dennis The Tiger August 1, 2008