tellam

A word used to get the message 'out there'. It originated from a fire-breathing fire crotch, but is commonly used when something is spread around the school.

Britney- I can't hide that I'm pregnant any longer. And they don't even know about...my STD.
Chrissy- Tellam!
Britney- No, you tellam!
Chrissy- Britney, you HAVE to tellam. You can't just let him go on not knowing u gave him vagimples, honey.
Britney- Fine, I'll tellam.

tellam by Madelicious October 19, 2007

Teslam 

Teslam is a relatively new religion and its founder Elon Musk was inspired by scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard whose motto was: "If you want to get rich, you start a religion.” And Elon has done it and now he is a multi biljonaire, and for that Musk owes to his fanatic followers who naively believe they will save the world by driving Tesla electric cars.

Teslamism, like all extreme religious movements are a good excuse to stop thinking independently. However, Teslamist, at least not yet are as fundamentally hars toward the infidels that drive conventional cars as their "religion of peace" counterparts who tend to slit throats of dissidents, perhaps the difference comes from the fact that Prophet Musk was born in Pretoria, South Africa while his religion founder colleague was a hook nosed sand nigger.

Prophet Musk's followers do not want to hear the uncomfortable thruth that manufacturing an electric car produces over two times the amount of CO₂ emissions than the conventional one, nor do they want to be aware of that the battery industry uses a lot of child labor at the beginning of the procurement of the materials in shithole countries that Teslamists can imagine saving this planet by driving ”zero-emission cars."
Refining battery material and its transporting from place to place are the causes for the high emission figures which is inevitably only a temporary craze.

- "Look over there, a Tesla semi-trailer truck!"
- "Indeed, wonder what does it transporting?"

- "Greetings and Teslam gospel, its carrying capacity is very modest due to the battery."

Teslam by O. W. Tongueincheek November 11, 2021

tellum

Pronunciation: /ˈtel-əm/
Function: noun
Inflected Forms: plural - tellums
Etymology: American
Date: 1980

1 : A hairstyle in which the hair is short on the sides and back and long at the front.
2 : A reverse mullet often complemented with the back of their hair being spiky.
3 : "Mullet" spelled backwards.

Kate Gosselin has a fabulous tellum.

tellum by andy_mmmkay June 4, 2009

tellat nigga 

tellat nigga i used for people that are in a verbal fight using a messenger to deliver the messages

Guy 1: Joe is talking shit

Guy 2: tellat nigga i said eat a sack o' babydicks

tellat nigga by Trevizzle115 August 22, 2010

Habibi Teslam 

An Arabic phrase. It's used when you can't think of a response. Mostly by introverts.

A: Thanks for helping out today.
B: Habibi teslam.
Or
A: You're so kind.
B: Habibi teslam
Or
A: Would you like ketchap with that?
B: Habibi teslam.

Habibi Teslam by ArabDragon December 19, 2018

Nut-tella 

Just like regular Nutella, but with a salty surprise.

Chocolate 69 grams
Cocoa 30 grams
Hazelnut 40 grams
Banana x 2
Human Semen 8 litres

Nut-tella Serves 1

Nut-tella by PedoBear3000 August 8, 2019

Telamon 

John Shedletsky, also known as "Telamon", is the Creative Director of the allegedly "free" MMOG known as Roblox. He is generally either heavily worshiped or shunned by the community, and is infamous on Roblox for "Blame John", his unhealthy obsession with fried chicken and the fact that he acknowledges that he is a "Liar, Scoundrel and Thief".

Shedletsky has generally gained more hate than praise over the course of 2009 and onwards, considering his known greed for money by creating insanely expensive hats, more Builders Club Payment Packages, more Builders Club features and theoretically trying to suck wallets dry, and the fact that he tries to look as if he is professional, though seems like a common fool as seen in some threads, ie. his reply to the thread regarding "SFOTHIV being BC-Only".

Telamon's Comment regarding SFOTHIV being BC only:

1. I can ban Exploiters and get their main account.
2. I was curious how many tickets it would make (answer: a ton)
3. I was interested in whether there would be fewer noobs in-game (maybe)
4. It's my game and I'll do what I want.
5. Trololollollll.

Telamon by FasdYourSeatbelts November 9, 2012