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To talk on the phone while taking a crap. Especially bad if in a public restroom. (verb)

Can be intended as an insult or a sign of disrespect.
Dude, I am telepooing you right now. (While talking on cell phone)
by M T T September 13, 2007
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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