Telepootation

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The mysterious phenomenon that occurs only when walking a dog at night, involving poo traveling sometimes several inches, sometimes several feet from where you just saw the dog poop. This phenomenon necessitates a flashlight and a thorough search of the ground before discovering the new location of the poo.

"Good dog, Buddy. Yep. Poop it out. That's right. Okay, just gotta pick this poop up and then we can . . . where did it go? Damn you, telepootation!"

Telepootation by Little Walnut August 25, 2018

Words you can keep

teleportation

the ability to move instantly from place to place using ONLY YOUR MIND. basically the sweetest superpower ever

I teleported into the bank and took all the money then teleported to Amsterdam and bought some fat pounds then to the Bahamas to smoke it!

-why teleportation is the best

teleportation by muusbolla January 13, 2009

Teleportation Kid

Someone who walks really fast alone and when you look at them they show up somewhere else.

Person 1: Bro where did that kid go? He was just beside me?
Person 2: Bro omg he's a teleportation kid.

Teleportation Kid by ScrunchieWaterBottle June 2, 2022

Teleporntation

The act of watching a porn and imagining yourself in the scenes while 'takin care of your bizness...
Using the power of positive thinking, and success imagery projection.

I was watching Skinamax the other night and I think I had some serious teleporntation, when I came in my pants during a scene.

Teleporntation by Airpace22 June 27, 2014

telepotation

After smoking 2 bowls you wake up somewhere strange and far away

Steve: Ali was so baked last night he woke up in Washington Square Park again
Mike: Man, thats a serious case of telepotation

telepotation by beerbuster June 8, 2007

Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

Magical Teleportation Tea by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

Reverse Quantum Teleportation

It hasn't been possible yet. But my theory is when a wormhole opens in a different universe it'd be possible for that person to reverse teleport back to our universe possible a ghost? No dip sherlock

Hey did you see the news this guy "reverse quantum teleportation" from a wormhole

Reverse Quantum Teleportation by albainancracker2020 April 14, 2020

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026