telepoop

when u are taking a shit and talking on the phone at the same time

Tom: "hey"

Bob: "hey, whats up?"

Tom: "Nothing... I hope you dont mind, but im taking a telepoop right now."

by megaaa February 22, 2008

telepoo

To talk on the phone while taking a crap. Especially bad if in a public restroom. (verb)

Can be intended as an insult or a sign of disrespect.

Dude, I am telepooing you right now. (While talking on cell phone)

by M T T September 26, 2007

Telepootation

The mysterious phenomenon that occurs only when walking a dog at night, involving poo traveling sometimes several inches, sometimes several feet from where you just saw the dog poop. This phenomenon necessitates a flashlight and a thorough search of the ground before discovering the new location of the poo.

"Good dog, Buddy. Yep. Poop it out. That's right. Okay, just gotta pick this poop up and then we can . . . where did it go? Damn you, telepootation!"

by Little Walnut August 25, 2018

tele-poop

when someone talks on the phone while taking a poop.

Dude, the other day Marybeth called me while i was taking a dump. After about a five minute conversation, i let out a huge fart...she knew right away that she was in the middle of an intense tele-poop.

by nastydandude May 21, 2008

Telipoop

To use your phone or be in a call while on the toilet.

You can stay on the phone imma telipoop.

by Telipooper January 15, 2017

telepop

Pronounced ^Tell-EE-Pop^
If something or someone is awesome, cool or even in fashion. It can also be used in a negative manor also.

Positive
"Omg! that is sooo telepop"

Negative
"Gee! Cindy is like soooo un-telepop!"

by Sofffiiiaaa April 20, 2009

Telepoopthic

When two or more people poop at the same time. Its like telepathic for pooping

Woah we are both pooping at the same time, we must be telepoopthic.

by 236 jj222 August 15, 2024