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To talk on the phone while taking a crap. Especially bad if in a public restroom. (verb)

Can be intended as an insult or a sign of disrespect.
Dude, I am telepooing you right now. (While talking on cell phone)
telepoo by M T T September 26, 2007
Related Words

Telepootation 

The mysterious phenomenon that occurs only when walking a dog at night, involving poo traveling sometimes several inches, sometimes several feet from where you just saw the dog poop. This phenomenon necessitates a flashlight and a thorough search of the ground before discovering the new location of the poo.
"Good dog, Buddy. Yep. Poop it out. That's right. Okay, just gotta pick this poop up and then we can . . . where did it go? Damn you, telepootation!"
Telepootation by Little Walnut August 25, 2018

tele-poop 

Dude, the other day Marybeth called me while i was taking a dump. After about a five minute conversation, i let out a huge fart...she knew right away that she was in the middle of an intense tele-poop.
tele-poop by nastydandude May 21, 2008

Telipoop 

To use your phone or be in a call while on the toilet.
You can stay on the phone imma telipoop.
Telipoop by Telipooper January 15, 2017
Pronounced ^Tell-EE-Pop^
If something or someone is awesome, cool or even in fashion. It can also be used in a negative manor also.
Positive
"Omg! that is sooo telepop"

Negative
"Gee! Cindy is like soooo un-telepop!"
telepop by Sofffiiiaaa April 20, 2009

Telepoopthic 

When two or more people poop at the same time. Its like telepathic for pooping
Woah we are both pooping at the same time, we must be telepoopthic.
Telepoopthic by 236 jj222 August 15, 2024