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telepoo
To talk on the phone while taking a crap. Especially bad if in a public restroom. (verb)
Can be intended as an insult or a sign of disrespect.
Can be intended as an insult or a sign of disrespect.
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Telepootation
The mysterious phenomenon that occurs only when walking a dog at night, involving poo traveling sometimes several inches, sometimes several feet from where you just saw the dog poop. This phenomenon necessitates a flashlight and a thorough search of the ground before discovering the new location of the poo.
"Good dog, Buddy. Yep. Poop it out. That's right. Okay, just gotta pick this poop up and then we can . . . where did it go? Damn you, telepootation!"
Telepootation by Little Walnut August 25, 2018
tele-poop
Dude, the other day Marybeth called me while i was taking a dump. After about a five minute conversation, i let out a huge fart...she knew right away that she was in the middle of an intense tele-poop.
tele-poop by nastydandude May 21, 2008
Telipoop
Telipoop by Telipooper January 15, 2017
telepop
Pronounced ^Tell-EE-Pop^
If something or someone is awesome, cool or even in fashion. It can also be used in a negative manor also.
If something or someone is awesome, cool or even in fashion. It can also be used in a negative manor also.
telepop by Sofffiiiaaa April 20, 2009
Telepoopthic
Telepoopthic by 236 jj222 August 15, 2024
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