telejoint

when two or more marijuana-friendly people call each other with the express purpose of smoking a joint whilst conversing on the telephone.

"Yo! Yo! At 4:20, let's telejoint - you make the connection!"

"Rock on, man!"

by Nicole James June 16, 2008

Telecoitus

Sexting, Phone Sex, Cybersex, sending dirty pictures, or any form of sexual expression facilitated by modern technology.

My girlfriend lives 450 miles away, so we're mostly limited to telecoitus.

by KCHooligan May 31, 2013

telekinternetisis

The ability to access the internets from your mind.

My wife was bitching at me for being on the computer. I told her.....woman....get off my back....i'm not on the computer, I have telekinternetisis.

by Sydneytola August 23, 2009

Teleporntation

The act of watching a porn and imagining yourself in the scenes while 'takin care of your bizness...
Using the power of positive thinking, and success imagery projection.

I was watching Skinamax the other night and I think I had some serious teleporntation, when I came in my pants during a scene.

by Airpace22 June 27, 2014

telecountdown

Counting down towards the new years together over the phone (cell) when physically not able to be together due to distance or circumstances.

" Janny, let's telecountdown together tonight"

by Car Sun- December 31, 2008

Telecoitus

The lost art of telepathically entering a woman's vaginal region, and getting her wet enough to enter for real.

If your single right now, you need to learn telecoitus!

by RealE October 10, 2014

Teleinternetkenetic

2 or more people having the same thought and typing a message and sending the exact same wording at the same time.

or internet jynx

me: how was Japan (10:30)

person 2: Japanese (10:31)

Person 2: y* (10:31)

person 2: Japanesey(10:31)

me: Japan-easy (10:32) <---------Teleinternetkenetic

person 2: Japan-easy (10:32) <------

by bearjuden August 11, 2010