A TV personality that is supposed to be an expert on a given subject, but often lacks the credentials and reputation generally required to be successful in their respective fields.
A person that telecommutes and becomes starved for social interaction, so much that when he returns to the office, all he wants to do is talk with everyone.
Jason, who we haven't seen for a month, corners people in the hallways and starts to teletalk...like we want to hear his life experiences for the last month.
A way to identify as sexually active, but with taste and standards. You don't have to limit yourself as straight or gay. You sleep with select group of individuals who you find suitable. Great for individuals who are bisexual, hetero-flexable or otherwise.
1."Did that commercial just say that Titanic is going to be on TV tonight? I just watched The Aviator yesterday! Leonardo DiCaprio is totally telestalking me!
2. "Nicholas D'Agosto is a total telestalker. First, I see him in Heroes, and then he ends up being in the episode of Supernatural that was just on!"