telectual

A Movie personality assumed to have some expertise in a given subject, but who is really just an academic flunky.

Dr. Phil is a really famous Telectual.

by Mr. Rags September 16, 2005

telectual

A TV personality that is supposed to be an expert on a given subject, but often lacks the credentials and reputation generally required to be successful in their respective fields.

Dr. Phil is such a telectual.

by Mr. Rags September 22, 2005

Telestalketer

A particularly aggressive (sometimes hostile) telemarketer who won't take no for an answer and calls daily.

Can't we get the this phone number blocked? It's a telestalketer!

by SCNYC January 14, 2011

teletalk

A person that telecommutes and becomes starved for social interaction, so much that when he returns to the office, all he wants to do is talk with everyone.

Jason, who we haven't seen for a month, corners people in the hallways and starts to teletalk...like we want to hear his life experiences for the last month.

by wallville September 19, 2009

selectually active

A way to identify as sexually active, but with taste and standards. You don't have to limit yourself as straight or gay. You sleep with select group of individuals who you find suitable. Great for individuals who are bisexual, hetero-flexable or otherwise.

"So...are you straight or gay?"
"Both, let's just say I'm selectually active"

by m_monster February 27, 2009

Pelectual

A specific person that acts retarded. Made by Jamie Kioulafas

Wowww my dads Pelectual and really mean.

by Jamie Kioulafas January 25, 2021

telestalker

An actor or actress who seems to be in every movie, television show, or advertisement that you see.

1."Did that commercial just say that Titanic is going to be on TV tonight? I just watched The Aviator yesterday! Leonardo DiCaprio is totally telestalking me!

2. "Nicholas D'Agosto is a total telestalker. First, I see him in Heroes, and then he ends up being in the episode of Supernatural that was just on!"

by MadisonB February 4, 2009