telectual
A Movie personality assumed to have some expertise in a given subject, but who is really just an academic flunky.
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telectual
A TV personality that is supposed to be an expert on a given subject, but often lacks the credentials and reputation generally required to be successful in their respective fields.
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telectual • telecult • telestalker • Pelectual • selectually active • telecall • Telestalketer • teletalk • Temetual • tele-tale
Telestalketer
A particularly aggressive (sometimes hostile) telemarketer who won't take no for an answer and calls daily.
Telestalketer by SCNYC January 14, 2011
teletalk
A person that telecommutes and becomes starved for social interaction, so much that when he returns to the office, all he wants to do is talk with everyone.
selectually active
A way to identify as sexually active, but with taste and standards. You don't have to limit yourself as straight or gay. You sleep with select group of individuals who you find suitable. Great for individuals who are bisexual, hetero-flexable or otherwise.
selectually active by m_monster February 27, 2009
Pelectual
Pelectual by Jamie Kioulafas January 25, 2021
telestalker
1."Did that commercial just say that Titanic is going to be on TV tonight? I just watched The Aviator yesterday! Leonardo DiCaprio is totally telestalking me!
2. "Nicholas D'Agosto is a total telestalker. First, I see him in Heroes, and then he ends up being in the episode of Supernatural that was just on!"
2. "Nicholas D'Agosto is a total telestalker. First, I see him in Heroes, and then he ends up being in the episode of Supernatural that was just on!"
telestalker by MadisonB February 4, 2009
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