Pelectual 

A specific person that acts retarded. Made by Jamie Kioulafas

Wowww my dads Pelectual and really mean.

Pelectual by Jamie Kioulafas January 25, 2021

telectual 

A Movie personality assumed to have some expertise in a given subject, but who is really just an academic flunky.

Dr. Phil is a really famous Telectual.

telectual by Mr. Rags September 16, 2005

pectual attraction 

(noun)(1)A non-sexual attraction to male pecs. A pectual attraction is not a fetish, simply a strong wish to feel or examine male pec muscles. One with a pectual attraction would simply evaluate pecs like one would evaluate hairstyles or clothing styles. Also known as a pectual obsession. (2) When a girl goes out with a guy purely because he has nice pecs.

(1)
*Girl1 feels Guy1's pec*
Girl1: hmm, very nice, not to hard, not too soft...
Guy1: OMG! WTF! I dont like you that way!
Girl1: Relax! It's only a pectual attraction!

(2)
Girl1: OMG! can you belive that Julie and Brad are going out? Only last week she was talking about how much she hated him!
Girl2:Yeah, but then she saw him shirtless. It's only a pectual attraction.

pectual attraction by Celeste G. February 28, 2008

telectual 

A TV personality that is supposed to be an expert on a given subject, but often lacks the credentials and reputation generally required to be successful in their respective fields.

Dr. Phil is such a telectual.

telectual by Mr. Rags September 22, 2005

selectually active 

A way to identify as sexually active, but with taste and standards. You don't have to limit yourself as straight or gay. You sleep with select group of individuals who you find suitable. Great for individuals who are bisexual, hetero-flexable or otherwise.

"So...are you straight or gay?"
"Both, let's just say I'm selectually active"

selectually active by m_monster February 27, 2009

penictual devistation 

when someones urge for sex isn't met

"I received penictual devistation last night!" claimed bob.

penictual devistation by the theorising geek February 15, 2018