Skip to main content

telecult 

an autistic friend who says "who did the poopie" and who loves playing minecraft
"hi telecult it's me moose, i can see you"
telecult by King_moose22 November 13, 2022
Related Words

telecult 

a friend who says "who did the poopie" and is a dnd player
with the abbreviation of tele
"TELE(telecult) WHERE ARE THE BOMBS" -kitten
telecult by kitten of the east January 24, 2023

Telecunt 

One who is oblivious to all but their mobile phone to the detriment of those around them. Most particularly while commuting and disrupting traffic.

The term is derived from a specific reference to the inappropriate use of a mobile device in a public setting when it affects others negatively. It is the combination of "tele" referring to phones and the use of the common U.K. term "cunt" which is the approximate usage equivalent of "asshole" in the U.S.
"That dumbass Telecunt, stopped to text in the middle of the sidewalk like he was the only one there."
Telecunt by KENIBronx March 1, 2019

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026