telecastic

The word actually isn't real

person 1: have you heard of the word telecastic?
person 2: tf no?

telecastic by koiisafish May 4, 2022

telecaster 

An early electric guitar design by Leo Fender, which has a bolt on neck, bridge and neck single coil pickups, 1 volume, 1 tone, and 3-way toggle.
If you're looking for a twangy sound, look no further than a tele.
It is still one of the most recognizable guitars today, right behind the Stratocaster and Les Paul.

Joe Strummer of The Clash is famouse for playing a Telecaster.

telecaster by thepseudofriend July 29, 2004

Telecaster 

a misunderstood guitar in my opinion that was created by Leo Fender. It the first completely solidbody electric guitar ever mass produced but was origionally known as the Broadcaster, it has two single coil pickups, a volume and a tone knob, and a steel plate bridge. I say it's misunderstood because since the Telecaster has such a twangy sound it is commonly used by dance indy combos such as Franz Ferdinand and Arctic Monkey's which is fine, but what ever happened to the rocking Tele? I speak of Graham Coxon's fine work in Blur, or Thom Yorke and Johnny Greenwood of Radiohead (best band ever), or indeed Matt Bellamy of Muse? Please musicians hear my call, bring back the rocking Tele!

The Telecaster was used by Graham Coxon, Thom Yorke, Johhny Greenwood, Matt Bellamy, The Eagles, The Clash etc.

Telecaster by Telelover September 5, 2006

TELECRASTINATION 

(tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

It'll ring one more time before he answers. He suffers from telecrastination.

TELECRASTINATION by SirZyrion April 19, 2006

Telecrastination 

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

I telecrastinate to make the person on the other end of the line feel as tho they are interupting me.

Telecrastination by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

telecrastinating 

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

*phone rings twice*
"why aren't you picking up?!"
"I'm telecrastinating"

telecrastinating by jdawg840 April 22, 2009

Telecasting 

(Verb) The act of yelling at a television screen to a) cheer for your team, b) boo another team, c) chastise a referee, politician, or game show contestant, despite knowing they're hundreds, if not thousands of miles away.

Kenny was Telecasting hard core dieing the last two minutes of the championship game. The team may not have heard him, but he neighbors sure did.

Telecasting by PJ the Coug January 15, 2017