Definitions by SirZyrion

AQUADEXTROUS 

(ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.

Jamie is aquadextrous. She's the only girl I've ever seen who can add more hot water to her bubble baths with her toes.

AQUADEXTROUS by SirZyrion April 19, 2006

TELECRASTINATION 

(tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

It'll ring one more time before he answers. He suffers from telecrastination.

TELECRASTINATION by SirZyrion April 19, 2006

Super Glue Import 

An import car poorly modified to give the appearance of high performance or style. Usually held together with improper materials such as duct tape, super glue, wire, etc. and nearly falling apart

"Wow! The bumper just fell off that super glue import in the middle of a street race!

Super Glue Import by SirZyrion April 4, 2006