telecrastinating
The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
telecrastinating by jdawg840 April 22, 2009
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toecrastinating
The act of intentionally looking at feet pics instead of engaging in something you've been tasked to do.
"If I come up and find you've been toecrastinating again and there's feet pictures in the printer tray.... you're a dead man!"
toecrastinating by F reshleaf August 5, 2022
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TELECRASTINATION
(tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
TELECRASTINATION by SirZyrion April 19, 2006
Telecrastination
The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
I telecrastinate to make the person on the other end of the line feel as tho they are interupting me.
Telecrastination by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003
Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
mickey mousing
In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006
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