telecrastinating 

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

*phone rings twice*
"why aren't you picking up?!"
"I'm telecrastinating"

telecrastinating by jdawg840 April 22, 2009

toecrastinating 

The act of intentionally looking at feet pics instead of engaging in something you've been tasked to do.

"If I come up and find you've been toecrastinating again and there's feet pictures in the printer tray.... you're a dead man!"

toecrastinating by F reshleaf August 5, 2022

TELECRASTINATION 

(tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

It'll ring one more time before he answers. He suffers from telecrastination.

TELECRASTINATION by SirZyrion April 19, 2006

Telecrastination 

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

I telecrastinate to make the person on the other end of the line feel as tho they are interupting me.

Telecrastination by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004