telecaster 

An early electric guitar design by Leo Fender, which has a bolt on neck, bridge and neck single coil pickups, 1 volume, 1 tone, and 3-way toggle.
If you're looking for a twangy sound, look no further than a tele.
It is still one of the most recognizable guitars today, right behind the Stratocaster and Les Paul.

Joe Strummer of The Clash is famouse for playing a Telecaster.

telecaster by thepseudofriend July 29, 2004

Telecaster 

a misunderstood guitar in my opinion that was created by Leo Fender. It the first completely solidbody electric guitar ever mass produced but was origionally known as the Broadcaster, it has two single coil pickups, a volume and a tone knob, and a steel plate bridge. I say it's misunderstood because since the Telecaster has such a twangy sound it is commonly used by dance indy combos such as Franz Ferdinand and Arctic Monkey's which is fine, but what ever happened to the rocking Tele? I speak of Graham Coxon's fine work in Blur, or Thom Yorke and Johnny Greenwood of Radiohead (best band ever), or indeed Matt Bellamy of Muse? Please musicians hear my call, bring back the rocking Tele!

The Telecaster was used by Graham Coxon, Thom Yorke, Johhny Greenwood, Matt Bellamy, The Eagles, The Clash etc.

Telecaster by Telelover September 5, 2006

Fender telecaster 

The single greatest fucking electric guitar types and if you think I'm meat riding it fuck you!

The Fender telecaster is a electric guitar not just a electric guitar it's THE GUITAR

Fender telecaster by anonymous July 3, 2024

telecastic

The word actually isn't real

person 1: have you heard of the word telecastic?
person 2: tf no?

telecastic by koiisafish May 4, 2022

Telehater 

Someone who calls or texts for the sole purpose of complaining about someone or something.

I swear the only time Girlfriend calls me is to bitch about something. Doesn’t that telehater have anything better to do with her day?

Telehater by DeekPA March 31, 2011

telocaster 

Pronounced: "Tel-O-Caster", A solid body electric guitar that looks like a cross between a Telecaster guitar and a Stratocaster guitar. It usually features the body of a Stratocaster and the Neck of a Telecaster guitar, the pickups configuration can be any combination of single coils, p-90's, ASAT MFD, Humbuckers, Teisco Foil Pickups, you name it. Not an official model from any particular brand, however Telecaster & Stratocaster are brand model names that belong to Fender Musical Corp. The Tel-o-caster guitar is usually just made of miscellaneous left over guitar parts and can often times be found in the rural south at many pawn shops. Note that it's been said that you can't play the blues unless you've got a guitar that's spent a few nights in a pawn shop a time or two.

Hey Mister, how much is that Telocaster in the window and do you have layaway?

That Bubba Bee is the Master of the Telocaster!

telocaster by Apple Morgan March 28, 2008

telecasleep 

To deceive one's boss/co-workers into believing you are telecommuting, and, instead, shirk your professional responsibilities and sleep-in (often through the afternoon and typically after a heavy night's drinking).

My fellow inebriates and I ended up telecasleeping last Friday after a late night's revelry that culminated in our collective incarceration and subsequent jailbreak. Thankfully, my boss was none the wiser.

telecasleep by j masters January 16, 2007