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telecastic

person 1: have you heard of the word telecastic?
person 2: tf no?
telecastic by koiisafish May 4, 2022

Telegating 

Driving so close to someone that you can see whats on there dvd player.
"Dustin was hardcore telegating yesterday"

"....those people were watching "Lucky Star"

"!?!"
Telegating by boxr October 15, 2008

telegating 

Driving closely behind a car as to see what they are watching on their car DVD players.
I was telegating the whole drive, but at least I got to see the entire movie.
telegating by Cammie B January 10, 2009

TELECRASTINATION 

(tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
It'll ring one more time before he answers. He suffers from telecrastination.
TELECRASTINATION by SirZyrion April 19, 2006

Telecrastination 

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
I telecrastinate to make the person on the other end of the line feel as tho they are interupting me.
Telecrastination by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

telecrastinating 

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
*phone rings twice*
"why aren't you picking up?!"
"I'm telecrastinating"
telecrastinating by jdawg840 April 22, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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