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Teilhard 

n.

1. A Filipino-shaped indentation in one's sofa, often made deeper by the additional weight of a white woman, or accompanied by an indentation of a tall white woman.

2. In myth: A hangover-induced apparition said to be visible only after waking up after a night of drunken partying. It often takes the form of a Filipino man wrapped in a red shroud.
Go ahead and crash on the couch. Get cozy in the Teilhard.

Alright, but I don't wanna wake up to the Teilhard, he'll eat my fingers like lumpias.
Teilhard by Juangalt February 22, 2010
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Wow, you are such a tehila. Thank you for inspiring me
tehila by dadag January 28, 2014
She usually starts off as a brunette, but changes to a blonde. She stands tall with pride. Her back sometimes aces because of her tall figure. You can find her jumping around, laughing, and around people. She likes to watch and sing. She usually is eating when she meets people. She likes to do things with her hands. She is a great friend and role model ;). Everyone loves Tehila!!!
Tehila shares her funny jokes with all.

Tehila is a late riser.
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Teila is a awesome
Teila by Serenamom February 3, 2010
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Wow her name must be Teilani
Teilani by Pettyqueen0090 January 6, 2019
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I was listening to really happy music and had a total teilla.
Teilla by Vanilla Girl June 8, 2009