teffs 

A shortened word that refers to teflon coated (and often steel core) ammunition which, at close range will penetrate vests, engine blocks, kevlar helmets, etc. Teflon, a fluorocarbon, is the acclaimed "slipperiest substance" in the world, which makes it an effective cop killer.

Brotha Lynch: "nigga's got teffs in his nine"

teffs by Hoopnasty May 12, 2006

tefft box

A place where you store the little pieces of fecal matter that are left on your hog after anal intercourse.

After Sam removed his peanut from BoBo's rear, he flicked the pieces of fecal matter into the tefft box.

tefft box by Fecal authority March 7, 2017

tefft

something unknown to man

The limit of the universe is tefft

tefft by Ben Tefft January 16, 2008

Teffew 

The Ship name for the 3 way relationship between Grass,wolf and Grape.

Oh look theres Golf and Grape. No they are Teffew.

Teffew by Girl that loves shipping :3 February 17, 2022

Teffting 

An act of recreational fun where a person takes off their pants and underwear, does a handstand on a near-by wall and shits explosive diarrhea into the air, causing it to rain down one's body like a chocolate dessert fountain.

"Wow. That party last night was insane. Did you hear Travis got caught teffting in the bathroom?"

"What? Seriously?"

"Yep. Shit all over himself. It was amazing."

Teffting by NotSamButPaulInstead October 15, 2016

Tiffs Drink 

A fucking awesome drink kinda like the person.
1/2 tequila 1/2 italian lemon soda. Glass size doesn't matter, the bigger the better.

Tiffs drink is delicious

Tiffs Drink by johnnyG1 July 20, 2009

Teffting 

Any form of accidental bowel movement, while in the process of performing any job, task, or activity.

In the produce Isle, I reached up for the bananas and just started teffting down my leg.

Teffting by Motocrossjones06 October 19, 2016