Describes a lazy request for a cup of tea, usually from a close friend or family member. Often used to describe a request for a cuppa for everyone present (Slang: Port Talbot, Wales).
Adam: *Lazily sits up on the sofa* "Mate i'm sooo hungover! Tuffatea?"
An act of recreational fun where a person takes off their pants and underwear, does a handstand on a near-by wall and shits explosive diarrhea into the air, causing it to rain down one's body like a chocolate dessert fountain.
"Wow. That party last night was insane. Did you hear Travis got caught teffting in the bathroom?"