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teffat is a very good and amazing mutual, their edits and art is so good >:DD
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teffat by ynez <3 July 26, 2021
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A place where you store the little pieces of fecal matter that are left on your hog after anal intercourse.
After Sam removed his peanut from BoBo's rear, he flicked the pieces of fecal matter into the tefft box.
tefft box by Fecal authority March 7, 2017

Tuffatea 

Describes a lazy request for a cup of tea, usually from a close friend or family member. Often used to describe a request for a cuppa for everyone present (Slang: Port Talbot, Wales).
Adam: *Lazily sits up on the sofa* "Mate i'm sooo hungover! Tuffatea?"

Hayley: "Make you own bastard Tuffatea!"

Everyone else: "C'mon Hayley, Tuffatea!"

Hayley: *Screams* "For fucks sake... Fine!"
Tuffatea by Adam2ez September 21, 2009

Teffting 

An act of recreational fun where a person takes off their pants and underwear, does a handstand on a near-by wall and shits explosive diarrhea into the air, causing it to rain down one's body like a chocolate dessert fountain.
"Wow. That party last night was insane. Did you hear Travis got caught teffting in the bathroom?"

"What? Seriously?"

"Yep. Shit all over himself. It was amazing."
Teffting by NotSamButPaulInstead October 15, 2016

Teffting 

Any form of accidental bowel movement, while in the process of performing any job, task, or activity.
In the produce Isle, I reached up for the bananas and just started teffting down my leg.
Teffting by Motocrossjones06 October 19, 2016