teetons 

1.The diminuative of Teetotaller.

You're all a bunch of Teetons!

teetons by A-mieeke February 6, 2008

belle dame sans tetons 

A perfectly gorgeous, yet underendowed woman. (Derived probably from Keats\'s poem, Belle Dame Sans Merci.)

Penelope was a classic belle dame sans tetons: a face like an angel turned model, but with an amazingly unremarkable figure.

belle dame sans tetons by Sinner Bob April 26, 2005

teetong

weiner, hot dog, gamete

you got a small teetong

teetong by Joseph Molina February 10, 2004

tetons 

huge love muffins on a woman. also known as big boobs.

"Look at that chicks tetons! i wanna ride my midnight express through them mountains of looove!"

tetons by Baggot October 13, 2004

grand tetons 

Used by lonely, horny French beaver trappers in the American frontier to descibe a. a range of large pointy, snowcapped mountains in modern day Wyoming; b. the mountains where the trappers first took a mountain goat to wife;

"Ou la la, Pierre! I am missing my girlfriend so much. Those mountains are like her Grand Tetons!"

"Ou la la, Madame Le Goat! Give me some of your Grand Tetons!"

grand tetons by Don August 5, 2004

grand tetons 

French for big, juicy, succulent boobies.

I'm sure she has a nice personality, but I'd LOVE her to introduce me to her Grand Tetons!

grand tetons by Le Bazoom Licker August 29, 2003

Twin Tetons 

Tits, boobs, hooters

P-Phat loves large twin tetons!

Twin Tetons by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008