teetons
1.The diminuative of Teetotaller.
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belle dame sans tetons
A perfectly gorgeous, yet underendowed woman. (Derived probably from Keats\'s poem, Belle Dame Sans Merci.)
Penelope was a classic belle dame sans tetons: a face like an angel turned model, but with an amazingly unremarkable figure.
belle dame sans tetons by Sinner Bob April 26, 2005
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teetong by Joseph Molina February 10, 2004
grand tetons
Used by lonely, horny French beaver trappers in the American frontier to descibe a. a range of large pointy, snowcapped mountains in modern day Wyoming; b. the mountains where the trappers first took a mountain goat to wife;
"Ou la la, Pierre! I am missing my girlfriend so much. Those mountains are like her Grand Tetons!"
"Ou la la, Madame Le Goat! Give me some of your Grand Tetons!"
"Ou la la, Madame Le Goat! Give me some of your Grand Tetons!"
grand tetons by Don August 5, 2004
grand tetons
grand tetons by Le Bazoom Licker August 29, 2003
Twin Tetons
Twin Tetons by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008
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