Teethstache 

Someone who has horse teeth or their teeth make up 80% of their face.

CH: Have you seen Reena? She has super straight, big white teeth!

AP: The B**** has a teethstache.

Teethstache by Dvalyn January 22, 2011

teenstache 

A portmanteau describing a teenager's moustache that ranges from faint to very noticeable, but never thick enough to look even remotely good. It remains until the person shaves for the first time.

That guy has such a teenstache, I wish he'd buy a razor.

teenstache by D_C_ August 28, 2006

toothstache 

When a girl with braces gives a guy head and some of his pubes get stuck in her braces

Guy #1: Dude, did you see that girl today? She had a toothstache.
Guy #2: Nasty

toothstache by funny story January 16, 2012