teenerize

To Teenerize is to sexually terrorize a teenager

to teach a teenager about sex and its all too much for them

they feel for a period of time terrorized but appreciative of the experience

man got teenerized last night by some buff chick

by The Don 1 February 25, 2008

teenerweener

a person with an excuse for a cock.

I was with him last night, he has a teenerweener.

yo what up teenerweener.

by yungvlonekillah March 18, 2020

Teenering

The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that you pass out in the middle of walking, skipping, tap dancing, or cartwheeling, and thereby tumble on to the ground, or nearest solid object, in a topsy-turvy, yet charming fashion

"Oh my gosh! That drunk girl doing cartwheels accidentally tumbled onto that chain link fence!"

"It's okay, dude. She is just teenering."

by MBent January 6, 2013

Brown Eye Tenderizer

Brown eye tenderizer- someone that likes to have their anus or brown eye, repeatedly assaulted by a fist.

Brown eye tenderizer. That guy really likes his asshole punched. He is a fan of the brown eye tenderizer.

by GravyTrain2231 February 18, 2020

Tannerize

To do nothing constructive.
To do a completely half-assed job, usually before a deadline that needs to be met.

Sean: "It took me all night to do the fucking English essay man."

Tanner: "Yeah it took me like 20 minutes. It was cake."

Sean: "You mean it was Tannerized."

Tanner: "Fuck you man."

by Hardparty May 21, 2009

Meat Tenderizer

Once commonly used as a kitchen utensil for tenderizing meat, the meat tenderizer now plays a large part in homosexul deviance, and has even become commonly accepted in heterosexual practices. In most cases, a man or woman will repeatedly smash his or her partner's balls, penis or grundle. In some instances, smashing of the clitoris, labia or nose may occur. The use of meat tenderizers during sexual encounters leads to heightened sexual arousal, and is considered a remedy for erectile dysfunction and failing marriages.

Ben: "Tom, why do you have a meat tenderizer hanging up next to your collection of huge double-sided dildos?"

Tom: "Actually, Ben, the meat tenderizer is one of my favorite sex toys. I like it when Gary smashes me in the balls with it and calls me the ugliest trannie he's ever seen. Then he sodomizes me with the back end of it and makes me smell it."

by Frank Giuffrida December 12, 2006

turd tenderizer

The active male homosexual.

Chrithtopher, you are thuch a turd tenderizer.

by sbo March 28, 2011