teddy ted 

He’s asleep forever. He’s dead.

That boy in the red. Ten bans will leave him dead. I keep my shooters fed. That blicky got a lead. These niggas teddy ted.

teddy ted by Astroflo July 8, 2023

Teddy Roosevelt 

First off, Teddy Roosevelt is not human. He is a quantum fourth dimensional being. His physical form is the only way our mortal minds can perceive his greatness. During the Spanish-American War, it is said Teddy Roosevelt made the Rough Riders. False. Teddy Roosevelt was the Rough Riders. He was a literal one man army. He could liquify people with his intense stares and melt their organs with a twitch of his perfect mustache. Teddy Roosevelt became a cowboy once, but this was not by choice. He just decided to take advantage of his ability to whistle and summon horses straight from the ground. Teddy Roosevelt was once shot before trying to give a speech. The only thing stopping the bullet from entering his heart was the speech in his breast pocket. He gave the speech anyways, bleeding profusely. The doctor just started operating on him during his presentation. But see, Teddy Roosevelt cannot be harmed. His body is made of pure stem cells. He merely allowed his body to be harmed to woo the crowd. All medical records of Teddy Roosevelt have been hidden away, because each time he was cut open to be operated on, they just found a smaller Teddy Roosevelt inside of him. Not a baby, but a homunculus, monocle included. It is said Teddy Roosevelt died in his sleep. His Vice President stated that should Teddy have been awake, there would have been a fight. This is partly true. Teddy would in fact have gone mano y mano with the grim reaper himself.

"Dude! Chuck Norris jokes are great!"
"Obviously you haven't heard of our lord and savior Teddy Roosevelt."

Teddy Roosevelt by SirGiggles February 15, 2017

Teddy Pig 

n. A description used for the Welsh Corgi, due to its resemblance to an admixture of a teddy bear and a pig.

"Dawwww, look at those little teddy pigs looking for belly rubs!"

Teddy Pig by MercenaryGumbo February 26, 2017

Teddy Graham People 

That thing when a guy has the stumpy arms, but with the belly.

I'm Sorry, what are Teddy Graham People?

Teddy Graham People by Dan Danimal Jr. April 27, 2010

Teddy Talk 

A Teddy Talk is a pseudo-intellectual rant that is fueled by copious marijuana consumption. Common topics include the singularity of technology, simplified interpretations of perception, and entrepreneurial ideas that when reviewed sober have no potential. Everyday happenings are characterized as “mystical” in an attempt to create some kind of philosophical content.

I went to Teddy’s room to smoke a bowl and got a Teddy Talk. Apparently we are gonna evolve into an infinite sequence of information.

Teddy Talk by Jphilosophy April 23, 2010

Teddy Bear Vision 

1. To have a narrow minded view on global occurences, or the current state of the world; Lacking philosophical insight; Unable to gain new understandings from bad experience.

2. A mind that replaces the truth with pleasing images in order to go throughout life without a worry even when a worry is justified.

Ex: "Some say ignorance is bliss, but Bill I don't know she really has some severe Teddy Bear Vision."

Teddy Bear Vision by xavy340 July 8, 2009

teddy boy 

A member of a British hooligan movement during the 1950s and early 1960s. Named for their mode of dress, which was a modified Edwardian style.

"No need to wash, it's likely to rain, just bring your cosh or bicycle chain. Today's the day the teddy-boys have their picnic."

teddy boy by Potatojunkie February 7, 2005