It is the act of using Saran wrap to place over the vagina of a questionable clean female before eating her out. Sort of a condom for your tongue.
I picked up a bar whore last night and she wouldn't let me fuck her if I didn't eat her out first, so I gave her The Teddy.
by barnyard1 February 18, 2011
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When one cannot find an individual of the same age to hook up with, so jokingly hooks up with a freshman, or an individual of lesser age and/or power
OMG she hooked up with that freshman... she totally pulled the teddy!
by singingblonde5678 November 03, 2010
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The most amazing girl you could ever date or have sex with. One of a kind. Out of this world. Hot as hell.
I dont want anyone else, i want my Teddi.
by killingmyself8 January 17, 2018
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Any guy with the name Teddy is just a nice, funny, great guy with a sense of humor that nobody else seems to understand but you. Teddy is a great friend. He is an amazing person who will help you handle tough tasks instead of going at them alone. He is a very handsome guy. He is very approachable, but healso is very good at making the first move. A Teddy is somebody that you want in your life!
Wow, Teddy is one of the nicest guys ever.
by a.person.re January 21, 2019
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The greatest man you will ever meet. He will become rich when he is older. All the girls are in love with him. He also usually has blue or green eyes.
by Keke625 November 21, 2019
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Is a really beautiful girl that you want to spend the rest of your life with.
I know you guys, but she was my teddi.
by Randified February 10, 2010
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A GOD. Everybody loves him and he just gets along with everybody really well. He's soft like a teddy bear, especially with the ladies. He's also a pretty trustworthy guy. He's a good listener, and you can tell him anything. Let him know what's up. He doesn't just like pretty girls. He likes girls who are genuine and caring. If you've got those two qualities, that's how you win your way into Teddy's heart <3
Girl 1: Ugh, my boyfriend is being such a jerk right now. I can't even stand him
Girl 2: Maybe you should go talk to Teddy about it. I bet he could help you out.
Girl 3: Yeah, he's pretty dreamy, not gonna lie.
Girl 1: Maybe I should...
by redddyFredddy April 15, 2019
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