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It is the act of using Saran wrap to place over the vagina of a questionable clean female before eating her out. Sort of a condom for your tongue.
I picked up a bar whore last night and she wouldn't let me fuck her if I didn't eat her out first, so I gave her The Teddy.
by barnyard1 February 18, 2011
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1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.

2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
That fatal clown car accident made me lolsob-- clown cars are funny but my best friend was driving.
by duenna9 October 12, 2009
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When one cannot find an individual of the same age to hook up with, so jokingly hooks up with a freshman, or an individual of lesser age and/or power
OMG she hooked up with that freshman... she totally pulled the teddy!
by singingblonde5678 November 03, 2010
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The love of my life. Cuddly cute and very passionate. Hes a hard core gamer who loves his woman. Hes tall dark and handsome who dont put up with shit unless he loves you. And when he loves he loves for life. Hes a keeper and women would love to have him. Hes a one woman man. A true romantic with a heart of gold. But sometimes he can be an asshole, although hes quick to fix your pain. Hes a lover who ill love forever.
The teddy has stolen my heart.
by Pakoalabear July 27, 2019
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A school prank which consists of you locker dunking someone and then it is immediately followed by a teabag while the person is on the floor. Simply locker dunk and hang from the locker and slowly slide down to do the teabag.
I'm going to do The Teddy on him today in school.
by D-Teal May 27, 2011
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