techretary

That person (real or imaginary) in your life responsible for solving all technology related problems. This individual may provide IT services and tech support but more likely is setting up home theaters, installing hardware/software, and synchronizing email, phones, ipods, cameras and GPS devices.

I spent so much time after Christmas trying to install and set up my wireless home theater system that I haven't even gotten to my kid's computer and my wife's GPS. I need a techretary to handle all this stuff.

by doc finch February 23, 2011

textretary

Texting on behalf of someone else

My husband is text message challenged. Therefore, I am his textretary.

by Spring Maiden April 12, 2009

textretary

A person's sidekick who texts for the driver.

Louie never drives and texts. He has his own textretary to send messages.

by Anarino July 17, 2013

technotary

A technosexual who is asked to do menial tasks like format a document that any technoweenie can do by RTFM. a combination of Technologist and Secretary

Although I can perform that task for you, it does not take any technology knowledge -- I am not your technotary

by Tim Young March 16, 2005

techietard

One who is completely lacking technology knowledge.

Dude, can't you even send a text message? You are such a techietard!

Or

I have never met anyone so techietarded, the keyboard has to be plugged into the PC for it to work, okay?!

by kayodei December 23, 2007