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textretary by Spring Maiden April 12, 2009
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textretary by Anarino July 17, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2013
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texturetarian
I met a girl on tinder who claims she is a texturetarian.
She won’t eat anything with a chewy or slimy texture like meat or oysters.
She won’t eat anything with a chewy or slimy texture like meat or oysters.
texturetarian by ACUITZRA June 12, 2020
Textratary
My girl Nena is my Textratary when we go on road trips. She's awesome! I can keep up with all my texts while I'm driving! I love multitasking!
Textratary by ReyMon! October 29, 2010
techretary
That person (real or imaginary) in your life responsible for solving all technology related problems. This individual may provide IT services and tech support but more likely is setting up home theaters, installing hardware/software, and synchronizing email, phones, ipods, cameras and GPS devices.
I spent so much time after Christmas trying to install and set up my wireless home theater system that I haven't even gotten to my kid's computer and my wife's GPS. I need a techretary to handle all this stuff.
techretary by doc finch February 23, 2011
Textratary
In cities where there are bans on texting while driving, the textratary is the title given to any person, usually whomever is sitting in the passenger seat of the car, that will type out your message for you so that you can have a conversation with your friends. The only down side to this is that the textratary could end up talking to all of your friends while your driving.
As soon as Jim gets in the car he gives his phone to his textratary so that he can focus more on the road.
Textratary by Crusnik151 January 7, 2010
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