textretary

Texting on behalf of someone else

My husband is text message challenged. Therefore, I am his textretary.

by Spring Maiden April 12, 2009

textretary

A person's sidekick who texts for the driver.

Louie never drives and texts. He has his own textretary to send messages.

by Anarino July 17, 2013

texturetarian

A person who does not eat certain foods based on their dislike of the foods texture.

I met a girl on tinder who claims she is a texturetarian.

She won’t eat anything with a chewy or slimy texture like meat or oysters.

by ACUITZRA June 12, 2020

Textratary

A person who operates your handheld device while you are driving or otherwise incapacitated.

My girl Nena is my Textratary when we go on road trips. She's awesome! I can keep up with all my texts while I'm driving! I love multitasking!

by ReyMon! October 29, 2010

Textetary

A Textetary is a person that you ask to text for you when you can't....like when you are driving!

Mark...Janet could you be a good little Textetary and respond to tha the last text that Sherrill sent me? Tell her we are going out to the Honky Tonk!

Janet...No problem....you have another one from Andy...what do you want me to tell him? Tell him to sell that stock!

by The Wiz! July 25, 2010

techretary

That person (real or imaginary) in your life responsible for solving all technology related problems. This individual may provide IT services and tech support but more likely is setting up home theaters, installing hardware/software, and synchronizing email, phones, ipods, cameras and GPS devices.

I spent so much time after Christmas trying to install and set up my wireless home theater system that I haven't even gotten to my kid's computer and my wife's GPS. I need a techretary to handle all this stuff.

by doc finch February 23, 2011

Textratary

In cities where there are bans on texting while driving, the textratary is the title given to any person, usually whomever is sitting in the passenger seat of the car, that will type out your message for you so that you can have a conversation with your friends. The only down side to this is that the textratary could end up talking to all of your friends while your driving.

As soon as Jim gets in the car he gives his phone to his textratary so that he can focus more on the road.

by Crusnik151 January 7, 2010