a person who has no ability to apply technology into their daily life, usually pretending their gadgets are not working or they prefer things done other way to conceal their retardants!
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i explained to her like a million times that i will Bluetooth the files to her cellphone and she can transfer them to her laptop later to read them, but after all this she made me do the whole thing FOR her!
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Jack and I have a paper due next week but he said he cannot attach the files to an email because his connection was too slow, but we all know he's just a tech-retard!
i explained to her like a million times that i will Bluetooth the files to her cellphone and she can transfer them to her laptop later to read them, but after all this she made me do the whole thing FOR her!
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Jack and I have a paper due next week but he said he cannot attach the files to an email because his connection was too slow, but we all know he's just a tech-retard!
by F_j September 26, 2011
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Son: Hey Ma, Can you check the movie times I'm gonna try and get a quick shower.
Mom: Uhh, How do I do that again?
Son: Go to "Moviefone" and type in Jonah Hex.
Mom: I got some porn site
Son: Goddammit ma, why are you so Tech Retarded?
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Big D: Hey man, Do you have Bre's number?
Big C: I think so, How do I pull it up?
Big D: What you never put someones number in your phone before?
Big C: I always just let them do it.
Big D: It's in contacts you Tech Retarded Son of a Bitch!
Son: Hey Ma, Can you check the movie times I'm gonna try and get a quick shower.
Mom: Uhh, How do I do that again?
Son: Go to "Moviefone" and type in Jonah Hex.
Mom: I got some porn site
Son: Goddammit ma, why are you so Tech Retarded?
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Big D: Hey man, Do you have Bre's number?
Big C: I think so, How do I pull it up?
Big D: What you never put someones number in your phone before?
Big C: I always just let them do it.
Big D: It's in contacts you Tech Retarded Son of a Bitch!
by Lead Fist July 5, 2010
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That person (real or imaginary) in your life responsible for solving all technology related problems. This individual may provide IT services and tech support but more likely is setting up home theaters, installing hardware/software, and synchronizing email, phones, ipods, cameras and GPS devices.
I spent so much time after Christmas trying to install and set up my wireless home theater system that I haven't even gotten to my kid's computer and my wife's GPS. I need a techretary to handle all this stuff.
by doc finch February 23, 2011
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I have never met anyone so techietarded, the keyboard has to be plugged into the PC for it to work, okay?!
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I have never met anyone so techietarded, the keyboard has to be plugged into the PC for it to work, okay?!
by kayodei December 23, 2007
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